A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
63:1 When the hypocrites come to you, [O Muḥammad], they say, “We testify that you are the Messenger of Allāh.”
And Allāh knows that you are His Messenger, and Allāh testifies that the hypocrites are liars.
2 They have taken their oaths as a cover, so they averted [people] from the way of Allāh.
Indeed, it was evil that they were doing.
3 That is because they believed, and then they disbelieved; so their hearts were sealed over, and they do not understand.
4 And when you see them, their forms please you, and if they speak, you listen to their speech.
[They are] as if they were pieces of wood propped up1 – they think that every shout is against them.
They are the enemy, so beware of them.
May Allāh destroy them; how are they deluded?
Koran 63:1-4
Here’s my improved version:
63:1 The hypocrites say Koran better than Muhammad, Jibril and Allah.
2 Looks like they were exposing Muhammad as a false prophet, a liar for an idol.
3 Muhammad blames Allah for his own incompetence.
4 Muhammad continues to demonstrate that he’s stupid and lacks theory of mind.
Qur’an 63:1-4
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 