Qur’an 62:9-11

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

62:9 O you who have believed, when [the adhān] is called for the prayer on the day of Jumuʿah [Friday], then proceed to the remembrance of Allāh and leave trade.

That is better for you, if you only knew.

10 And when the prayer has been concluded, disperse within the land and seek from the bounty of Allāh, and remember Allāh often that you may succeed.

11 But [on one occasion] when they saw a transaction or a diversion, [O Muḥammad], they rushed to it and left you standing.

Say, “What is with Allāh is better than diversion and than a transaction, and Allāh is the best of providers.”

Koran 62:9-11

Here’s my improved version:

62:9 Let’s go shopping!

10 Let’s go shopping!

11 Let’s go shopping!

What is in the shops is better than what is with the idol Allah and the dead liar Muhammad.

Qur’an 62:9-11

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.