A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
62:5 The example of those who were entrusted with the Torah and then did not take it on is like that of a donkey who carries volumes [of books].
Wretched is the example of the people who deny the signs of Allāh.
And Allāh does not guide the wrongdoing people.
6 Say, “O you who are Jews, if you claim that you are allies of Allāh, excluding the [other] people, then wish for death, if you should be truthful.”
7 But they will not wish for it, ever, because of what their hands have put forth.
And Allāh is Knowing of the wrongdoers.
8 Say, “Indeed, the death from which you flee – indeed, it will meet you. Then you will be returned to the Knower of the unseen and the witnessed, and He will inform you about what you used to do.”
Koran 62:5-8
Here’s my improved version:
62:5 Muhammad whines about some Jews who were testing him and showed he was a false prophet, a liar for an idol.
6 Muhammad then speaks to the Jews, and showed he was a false prophet, a liar for an idol.
7 Muhammad prophesied his own failure, and showed he was a false prophet, a liar for an idol.
8 Later, Muhammad committed genocide – he made his own prophesy true, and showed he was a false prophet, a liar for an idol.
Qur’an 62:5-8
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 