A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
62:2 It is He who has sent among the unlettered [Arabs] a Messenger from themselves reciting to them His verses and purifying them and teaching them the Book [i.e., the Qur’ān] and wisdom [i.e., the sunnah] – although they were before in clear error – 3 And [to] others of them who have not yet joined them.
And He is the Exalted in Might, the Wise.
4 That is the bounty of Allāh, which He gives to whom He wills, and Allāh is the possessor of great bounty.
Koran 62:2-4
Here’s my improved version:
62:2 Muhammad boasts about himself, fails to recite the verses of Allah’s Book, failing to purify them and failing to teach them the Good News from the Book and giving only foolishness, stupidity and evil.
3 Then Muhammad boasts about Allah – to people who already worship Allah, his wife, their three daughters, their pet lion and 360 more idols outside of the Kaaba, one of many kaabas around the Arabian penisula that many pagans went on pilgrimage around, to worship the Moon god.
4 There’s no bounty from Allah. Allah doesn’t give anyone bounty. Allah doesn’t have bounty. Despite Muhammad repeating himself.
Qur’an 62:2-4
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 