A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
Whatever is in the heavens and whatever is on the earth is exalting Allāh, the Sovereign, the Pure, the Exalted in Might, the Wise.
Koran 62:1
Here’s my improved version:
Nothing exalts Allah, not even the birds and mountains.
Not even Muslims exalt Allah. Instead, they actually exalt Muhammad. He’s dead by the way.
Qur’an 62:1
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 