A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
61:10 O you who have believed, shall I guide you to a transaction that will save you from a painful punishment?
11 [It is that] you believe in Allāh and His Messenger and strive in the cause of Allāh with your wealth and your lives.
That is best for you, if you only knew.
12 He will forgive for you your sins and admit you to gardens beneath which rivers flow and pleasant dwellings in gardens of perpetual residence.
That is the great attainment.
13 And [you will obtain] another [favor] that you love – victory from Allāh and an imminent conquest; and give good tidings to the believers.
Koran 61:10-13
Here’s my improved version:
61:10 Muhammad offers you a bad deal that he fails to deliver on.
11 Die for Muhammad. See how evil that is?
It’s not best for you at all. It’s evil.
12 No one, not even Muhammad, enjoys this.
13 Islam routinely fails. Allah never brings victory. And that loot? It’s stolen from innocent people.
Qur’an 61:10-13
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 