A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
And [mention, O Muḥammad], when Moses said to his people, “O my people, why do you harm me while you certainly know that I am the messenger of Allāh to you?”
And when they deviated, Allāh caused their hearts to deviate. And Allāh does not guide the defiantly disobedient people.
Koran 61:5
Here’s my improved version:
Muhammad whines about being stoned by his tribe, then blames Allah for this, and then shows his own incompetence.
Qur’an 61:5
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 