A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
Allāh only forbids you from those who fight you because of religion and expel you from your homes and aid in your expulsion – [forbids] that you make allies of them.
And whoever makes allies of them, then it is those who are the wrongdoers.
Koran 60:9
Here’s my improved version:
Muhammad was stoned by his tribe for being a false prophet.
He didn’t like that.
Qur’an 60:9
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
