A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
59:6 And what Allāh restored [of property] to His Messenger from them – you did not spur for it [in an expedition] any horses or camels, but Allāh gives His messengers power over whom He wills, and Allāh is over all things competent.
7 And what Allāh restored to His Messenger from the people of the towns – it is for Allāh and for the Messenger and for [his] near relatives and orphans and the needy and the [stranded] traveler – so that it will not be a perpetual distribution among the rich from among you.
And whatever the Messenger has given you – take; and what he has forbidden you – refrain from. And fear Allāh; indeed, Allāh is severe in penalty.
Koran 59:6-7
Here’s my improved version:
59:6 Muhammad attacked and stole from the local Jews who mocked and insulted Muhammad, showing he was a liar and an idolater.
7 “All their stuff is mine! Mine!” – Muhammad.
“My Muslims, take this tiny amount and be grateful. Or else!” Muhammad, paraphrased.
Qur’an 59:6-7
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 