A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
59:1 Whatever is in the heavens and whatever is on the earth exalts Allāh, and He is the Exalted in Might, the Wise.
2 It is He who expelled the ones who disbelieved among the People of the Scripture from their homes at the first gathering.
You did not think they would leave, and they thought that their fortresses would protect them from Allāh; but [the decree of] Allāh came upon them from where they had not expected, and He cast terror into their hearts [so] they destroyed their houses by their [own] hands and the hands of the believers.
So take warning, O people of vision.
3 And if not that Allāh had decreed for them evacuation, He would have punished them in [this] world, and for them in the Hereafter is the punishment of the Fire.
4 That is because they opposed Allāh and His Messenger.
And whoever opposes Allāh – then indeed, Allāh is severe in penalty.
5 Whatever you have cut down of [their] palm trees or left standing on their trunks – it was by permission of Allāh and so He would disgrace the defiantly disobedient.
Koran 59:1-5
Here’s my improved version:
59:1 Nothing exalts Allah.
Allah is merely an idol, and Muhammad, lying.
2 Muhammad pretended to be Allah and told some Jews to leave.
3 Muhammad rants.
4 Muhammad continues to rant.
5 Muhammad excuses his own bad behaviour, having date palms cut down to force out the Jews.
Qur’an 59:1-5
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 