A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
57:22 No disaster strikes upon the earth or among yourselves except that it is in a register before We bring it into being – indeed that, for Allāh, is easy –
23 In order that you not despair over what has eluded you and not exult [in pride] over what He has given you.
And Allāh does not like everyone self-deluded and boastful –
24 [Those] who are stingy and enjoin upon people stinginess. And whoever turns away – then indeed, Allāh is the Free of need, the Praiseworthy.
Koran 57:22-24
Here’s my improved version:
57:22 Obviously, there are many disasters, so there’s no register and thus, no Allah.
23 Muhammad continues to say the inaction of Allah is for him.
24 Muhammad objects to not getting money.
Qur’an 57:22-24
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 