A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
57:12 On the Day you see the believing men and believing women, their light proceeding before them and on their right, [it will be said], “Your good tidings today are [of] gardens beneath which rivers flow, wherein you will abide eternally.”
That is what is the great attainment.
13 On the [same] Day the hypocrite men and hypocrite women will say to those who believed, “Wait for us that we may acquire some of your light.”
It will be said, “Go back behind you and seek light.”
And a wall will be placed between them with a door, its interior containing mercy, but on the outside of it is torment.
14 They [i.e., the hypocrites] will call to them [i.e., the believers], “Were we not with you?”
They will say, “Yes, but you afflicted yourselves and awaited [misfortune for us] and doubted, and wishful thinking deluded you until there came the command of Allāh. And the Deceiver [i.e., Satan] deceived you concerning Allāh. 15 So today no ransom will be taken from you or from those who disbelieved. Your refuge is the Fire. It is most worthy of you, and wretched is the destination.”
Koran 57:12-15
Here’s my improved version:
57:12 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
And it’s to their left, not right. Muhammad was stupid.
13 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
14 Nothing happened. 15 Muhammad lied.
Qur’an 57:12-15
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
