A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
57:7 Believe in Allāh and His Messenger and spend out of that in which He has made you successive inheritors.
For those who have believed among you and spent, there will be a great reward.
8 And why do you not believe in Allāh while the Messenger invites you to believe in your Lord and He has taken your covenant, if you should [truly] be believers?
9 It is He who sends down upon His Servant verses of clear evidence that He may bring you out from darknesses into the light.
And indeed, Allāh is to you Kind and Merciful.
10 And why do you not spend in the cause of Allāh while to Allāh belongs the heritage of the heavens and the earth?
Not equal among you are those who spent before the conquest [of Makkah] and fought [and those who did so after it].
Those are greater in degree than they who spent afterwards and fought.
But to all Allāh has promised the best [reward].
And Allāh, of what you do, is Aware.
11 Who is it that would loan Allāh a goodly loan so He will multiply it for him and he will have a noble reward?
Koran 57:7-11
Here’s my improved version:
57:7 Allah only gives money to Muhammad’s enemies.
No one has received this reward; Muhammad was a grifter.
8 They’re dead. So is Muhammad. No covenant.
9 Muhammad lied.
10 No one has received this reward; Muhammad was a grifter.
Qur’an 57:7-11
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 