A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
57:1 Whatever is in the heavens and earth exalts Allāh, and He is the Exalted in Might, the Wise.
2 His is the dominion of the heavens and earth.
He gives life and causes death, and He is over all things competent.
3 He is the First and the Last, the Ascendant and the Intimate, and He is, of all things, Knowing.
Koran 57:1-3
Here’s my improved version:
57:1 Nothing exalts Allah. Muslims exalt Muhammad as Allah.
2 Allah owns nothing and doesn’t give life or cause death.
It’s an incompetent idol that Muhammad lies for.
3 Muhammad continues to lie for Allah, the idol, showing this Koran is false.
Qur’an 57:1-3
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 