A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
56:88 And if he [i.e., the deceased] was of those brought near [to Allāh],
89 Then [for him is] rest and bounty and a garden of pleasure.
90 And if he was of the companions of the right,
91 Then [the angels will say], “Peace for you; [you are] from the companions of the right.”
92 But if he was of the deniers [who were] astray,
93 Then [for him is] accommodation of scalding water
94 And burning in Hellfire.
95 Indeed, this is the true certainty,
96 So exalt the name of your Lord, the Most Great.
Koran 56:88-96
Here’s my improved version:
56:88 Note the sexism – Islam is for males only at this time.
89 No one enjoys this after 1400 years.
90 Muhammad forgot to name the Companions of the Left.
91 Muhammad is repeating himself, and of course, nothing happened.
92 Muhammad forgot about saying Companions of the Left.
93 None suffers this punishment. Muhammad was a liar.
94 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.
95 Indeed, these are lies.
96 Allah is an idol.
Qur’an 56:88-96
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 