A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
56:75 Then I swear by the setting of the stars,
76 And indeed, it is an oath – if you could know – [most] great.
77 Indeed, it is a noble Qur’ān.
78 In a Register well-protected;
79 None touch it except the purified [i.e., the angels].
80 [It is] a revelation from the Lord of the worlds.
81 Then is it to this statement that you are indifferent
82 And make [the thanks for] your provision that you deny [the Provider]?
Koran 56:75-82
Here’s my improved version:
56:75 Muhammad swears, trying to pretend his lies are true.
76 Then he boasts about his oath, making more lies.
77 This “noble Qur’an” he doesn’t have. Muhammad is talking about his recitation, trying to pretend he’s not lying, when he is.
78 In a place no one can see, showing Muhammad doesn’t have it.
79 No one can touch it, because no one knows where it is.
80 There’s no Lord of the Worlds.
81 Muhammad’s listeners knew he was a liar.
82 There’s no provision from Allah.
Qur’an 56:75-82
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 