A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
56:63 And have you seen that [seed] which you sow?
64 Is it you who makes it grow, or are We the grower?
65 If We willed, We could make it [dry] debris, and you would remain in wonder,
66 [Saying], “Indeed, we are [now] in debt; 67 Rather, we have been deprived.”
68 And have you seen the water that you drink?
69 Is it you who brought it down from the clouds, or is it We who bring it down?
70 If We willed, We could make it bitter, so why are you not grateful?
71 And have you seen the fire that you ignite?
72 Is it you who produced its tree, or are We the producer?
73 We have made it a reminder and provision for the travelers,
74 So exalt the name of your Lord, the Most Great.
Koran 56:63-74
Here’s my improved version:
56:63 More rhetoric from Muhammad the sophist, showing that there’s no Qur’an and no Allah.
64 Plant biology and water.
65 Glasshouses and irrigation.
66 The words of poor farmers are so 67 much better than the Koran from Muhammad.
68 Water from plumbing sourced from river, dam or artesian sources.
69 Allah or “We” doesn’t bring down the rain.
70 “We” threatens to do evil to innocent people, showing it’s evil and a liar.
71 Fires are chemical reactions.
72 Trees grow because of plant biology, not because of Allah the idol.
73 Trees aren’t a reminder of Allah, the idol. Travellers don’t eat trees.
74 No need to exalt Allah the idol or Muhammad the liar.
Qur’an 56:63-74
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 