A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
56:57 We have created you, so why do you not believe?
58 Have you seen that which you emit?
59 Is it you who creates it, or are We the Creator?
60 We have decreed death among you, and We are not to be outdone
61 In that We will change your likenesses and produce you in that [form] which you do not know.
62 And you have already known the first creation, so will you not remember?
Koran 56:57-62
Here’s my improved version:
56:57 Muhammad’s demon Jibril speaks through Muhammad and lies, just like a demon.
58 Islam is for men only. This sexism shows Islam is false.
59 Men create it. Baby humans come from the union of a man’s sperm and a woman’s egg in the womb of the woman.
60 Muhammad’s demon doesn’t cause fatal accidents or anything, except nonsense and lies through Muhammad’s mouth.
61 The aging process is continuous.
62 No one remembers Allah or their first creation.
Muhammad’s demon lies like Muhammad.
Qur’an 56:57-62
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 