A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
56:1 When the Occurrence occurs,
2 There is, at its occurrence, no denial.
3 It will bring down [some] and raise up [others].
4 When the earth is shaken with convulsion
5 And the mountains are broken down, crumbling
6 And become dust dispersing,
7 And you become [of] three kinds:
8 Then the companions of the right – what are the companions of the right?
9 And the companions of the left – what are companions of the left?
Koran 56:1-9
Here’s my improved version:
56:1 It didn’t. Muhammad lied.
2 Muhammad lied.
3 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
4 Earthquakes happen every day around the world.
5 Muhammad continues to lie.
6 Muhammad continues to lie.
7 Notice Muhammad’s confusion.
8 Companions of the right never happened.
9 Companions of the left never happened.
Muhammad and his tribe and his Muslims all died. None of this happened.
Qur’an 56:1-9
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 