A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
55:62 And below them both [in excellence] are two [other] gardens –
63 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny? –
64 Dark green [in color].
65 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?
66 In both of them are two springs, spouting.
67 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?
68 In both of them are fruit and palm trees and pomegranates.
69 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?
70 In them are good and beautiful women –
71 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny? –
72 Fair ones reserved in pavilions –
73 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny? –
74 Untouched before them by man or jinnī –
75 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny? –
76 Reclining on green cushions and beautiful fine carpets.
77 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?
78 Blessed is the name of your Lord, Owner of Majesty and Honor.
Koran 55:62-78
Here’s my improved version:
55:62 Is that four gardens now? Surely one big garden fits better with the oneness of Allah?
63 No one has this favour.
64 Most gardens, except rock or cacti gardens, are green.
65 No one has this favour.
66 We have irrigation and can pipe water anywhere we want.
67 No one has this favour.
68 We can make gardens with lots more than three fruits.
69 No one has this favour.
70 Women who somehow have no fathers and mothers, and don’t give birth to children – demons, succubi.
71 No one has this favour.
72 Muhammad upgraded them from beds to pavilions now.
73 No one has this favour.
74 Rejected by white Arabs and black Africans alike.
75 No one has this favour.
76 Allah doesn’t make cushions or carpets.
77 No one has this favour.
78 Muhammad lied a lot.
Qur’an 55:62-78
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 