A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
55:54 [They are] reclining on beds whose linings are of silk brocade, and the fruit of the two gardens is hanging low.
55 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?
56 In them are women limiting [their] glances, untouched before them by man or jinnī –
57 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny? –
58 As if they were rubies and coral.
59 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?
60 Is the reward for good [anything] but good?
61 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?
Koran 55:54-61
Here’s my improved version:
55:54 No one, especially women and children, enjoys this porn.
55 No one, not even Muhammad, enjoys this favour.
56 This shows that Jinn are black African men and that the women are succubi, female demons who tempt men, from Hell.
57 No one, not even Muhammad, enjoys this favour.
58 Red lips and white flesh – the racism of Muhammad.
59 No one, not even Muhammad, enjoys this favour.
60 Sex with demon women isn’t a favour for me -it’s the demon part that disturbs me and should disturb you.
61 No one, not even Muhammad, enjoys this favour.
Qur’an 55:54-61
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 