A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
55:46 But for he who has feared the position of his Lord are two gardens –
47 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny? –
48 Having [spreading] branches.
49 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?
50 In both of them are two springs, flowing.
51 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?
52 In both of them are of every fruit, two kinds.
53 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?
Koran 55:46-53
Here’s my improved version:
55:46 Note the duplication of the garden contradicting Allah’s oneness, along with the sexism – when this was written, Islam was for men only.
47 No one, not even Muhammad, has this favour.
48 You can have spreading branches in your own garden.
49 No one has this favour from Allah, the idol that Muhammad lied for.
50 Two springs contradict the oneness of Allah.
51 No one has this favour from Allah, the idol that Muhammad lied for.
52 Your supermarket has more fruit.
53 No one has this favour from Allah, the idol that Muhammad lied for.
Qur’an 55:46-53
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 