A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
55:37 And when the heaven is split open and becomes rose-colored like oil
38 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny? –
39 Then on that Day none will be asked about his sin among men or jinn.
40 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?
41 The criminals will be known by their marks, and they will be seized by the forelocks and the feet.
42 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?
43 This is Hell, which the criminals deny.
44 They will circulate between it and scalding water, heated [to the utmost degree].
45 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?
Koran 55:37-45
Here’s my improved version:
55:37 Nothing happened for 1400 years.
38 This isn’t a favour, as nothing happened.
39 Note the sexism of Islam. What about women?
40 This isn’t a favour, as nothing happened.
41 Nothing happened for 1400 years.
42 This isn’t a favour, as nothing happened.
43 Nothing happened for 1400 years.
44 Nothing happened for 1400 years.
45 This isn’t a favour, as nothing happened.
Muhammad lied a lot.
Qur’an 55:37-45
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 