A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
55:31 We will attend to you, O prominent beings.
32 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?
33 O company of jinn and mankind, if you are able to pass beyond the regions of the heavens and the earth, then pass.
You will not pass except by authority [from Allāh].
34 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?
35 There will be sent upon you a flame of fire and smoke, and you will not defend yourselves.
36 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?
Koran 55:31-36
Here’s my improved version:
55:31 Nothing happened.
32 This isn’t a favour, when nothing happened.
33 Even “Jinn” – black Africans are in space.
34 This isn’t a favour, but a prohibition.
35 Nothing happened. Muhammad was talking about meteorites.
36 This isn’t a favour, when nothing happened.
Qur’an 55:31-36
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 