A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
55:26 Everyone upon it [i.e., the earth] will perish,
27 And there will remain the Face of your Lord, Owner of Majesty and Honor.
28 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?
29 Whoever is within the heavens and earth asks Him; every day He is in [i.e., bringing about] a matter.
30 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?
Koran 55:26-30
Here’s my improved version:
55:26 Nothing happened.
27 The Face of Allah is the Moon.
28 The chorus line doesn’t even make sense.
29 No one, not even Muslims, asks this.
Allah does nothing – it’s just an idol.
30 The chorus line doesn’t even make sense.
Qur’an 55:26-30
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
