A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
55:14 He created man from clay like [that of] pottery.
15 And He created the jinn from a smokeless flame of fire.
16 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?
17 [He is] Lord of the two sunrises and Lord of the two sunsets.
18 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?
19 He released the two seas, meeting [one another];
20 Between them is a barrier so neither of them transgresses.
21 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?
22 From both of them emerge pearl and coral.
23 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?
24 And to Him belong the ships [with sails] elevated in the sea like mountains.
25 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?
Koran 55:14-25
Here’s my improved version:
55:14 Adam from clay, Eve from Adam’s rib, all other humans from Adam and Eve. Muhammad getting this wrong shows he can’t read Genesis.
15 Jinn are imaginary. They’re created from the Greek classical element of Fire.
16 Muhammad lied and then repeated a lie as a chorus line, showing there’s no Qur’an – Koran is a song.
17 He isn’t. Muhammad was a flat earther. This is Muhammad taking the functions of the Sun goddess and moving them to Allah, showing Allah is an idol.
18 Muhammad lied, and Allah has no favours.
19 Rain.
20 The distance from the Earth to the Sky where the clouds of rain are.
21 Muhammad lied, and Allah has no favours.
22 Pearls, and mother of pearl from fresh and saltwater molluscs.
23 Muhammad lied, and Allah has no favours.
24 Humans make ships, not Allah.
25 Muhammad lied, and Allah has no favours.
Qur’an 55:14-25
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 