A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
55:1 The Most Merciful
2 Taught the Qur’ān,
3 Created man,
4 [And] taught him eloquence.
5 The sun and the moon [move] by precise calculation,
6 And the stars and trees prostrate.
7 And the heaven He raised and imposed the balance
8 That you not transgress within the balance.
9 And establish weight in justice and do not make deficient the balance.
10 And the earth He laid [out] for the creatures.
11 Therein is fruit and palm trees having sheaths [of dates]
12 And grain having husks and scented plants.
13 So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?
Koran 55:1-13
Here’s my improved version:
55:1 Who is Allah?
2 Waraqa taught the Book to Muhammad.
3 Waraqa is Muhammad’s father.
4 And taught him Greek Oratory and Sophistry.
5 Waraqa taught Muhammad how to predict the Sun and the Moon.
6 Stars and trees don’t prostrate. Muhammad lied.
7 Raising the sky (heaven) is a pagan legend about a human hero.
Also there’s no “balance”. Muhammad lied.
8 Muhammad urges that balances and scales be accurate.
9 This is about trading.
10 Our Earth is round, not flat. Muhammad was a flat earther.
11 Muhammad describes 12 what is outside.
13 Muhammad repeats himself.
Qur’an 55:1-13
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 