A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
54:47 Indeed, the criminals are in error and madness.
48 The Day they are dragged into the Fire on their faces [it will be said], “Taste the touch of Saqar.
49 Indeed, all things We created with predestination.
50 And Our command is but one, like a glance of the eye.
51 And We have already destroyed your kinds, so is there any who will remember
52 And everything they did is in written records.
53 And every small and great [thing] is inscribed.
54 Indeed, the righteous will be among gardens and rivers,
55 In a seat of honor near a Sovereign, Perfect in Ability.
Koran 54:47-55
Here’s my improved version:
54:47 Nothing happened.
48 Nothing happened.
49 Muhammad lied.
50 Nothing happened. Muhammad is dead.
51 Muhammad lied. Or is Muhammad referring to when he slaughtered his tribe’s animals?
52 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
53 This is’t. Thus you know Muhammad lied.
54 They aren’t. Muhammad lied.
55 For this to be possible, Islam must be small, less than 20 people.
1.5 billion Muslims prove Islam is false.
Qur’an 54:47-55
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 