A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
54:23 Thamūd denied the warning.
24 And said, “Is it one human being among us that we should follow? Indeed, we would then be in error and madness.
25 Has the message been sent down upon him from among us? Rather, he is an insolent liar.”
26 They will know tomorrow who is the insolent liar.
27 Indeed, We are sending the she-camel as trial for them, so watch them and be patient.
28 And inform them that the water is shared between them, each [day of] drink attended [by turn].
29 But they called their companion, and he dared and hamstrung [her].
30 And how [severe] were My punishment and warning.
31 Indeed, We sent upon them one shriek [i.e., blast from the sky], and they became like the dry twig fragments of an [animal] pen.
32 And We have certainly made the Qur’ān easy for remembrance, so is there any who will remember?
Koran 54:23-32
Here’s my improved version:
54:23 Thamud is Mecca, as their leaders are the same:
24 Muhammad the Mad.
26 Nothing happened.
27 Allah’s riding beast, a she-camel.
28 Humans need to drink (and wash) everyday.
29 Allah’s she-camel, a camel like any other.
30 Nothing happened.
31 Nothing happened.
32 Another corrupt repeat.
Qur’an 54:23-32
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 