A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
54:18 ʿAad denied; and how [severe] were My punishment and warning.
19 Indeed, We sent upon them a screaming wind on a day of continuous misfortune,
20 Extracting the people1 as if they were trunks of palm trees uprooted.
21 And how [severe] were My punishment and warning.
22 And We have certainly made the Qur’ān easy for remembrance, so is there any who will remember?
Koran 54:18-22
Here’s my improved version:
54:18 No one knows about this apart from Muhammad’s Koran.
19 Nothing happened, but sandstorm.
20 People fell over in the wind.
21 Notice that there was no warner sent to the people of Aad, except for Muhammad.
22 We remember as writing, so how will this stop minor natural disasters?
Qur’an 54:18-22
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 