A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
54:9 The people of Noah denied before them, and they denied Our servant and said, “A madman,” and he was repelled.
10 So he invoked his Lord, “Indeed, I am overpowered, so help.”
11 Then We opened the gates of the heaven with rain pouring down
12 And caused the earth to burst with springs, and the waters met for a matter already predestined.
13 And We carried him on a [construction of] planks and nails,
14 Sailing under Our observation as reward for he who had been denied.
15 And We left it as a sign, so is there any who will remember?
16 And how [severe] were My punishment and warning.
17 And We have certainly made the Qur’ān easy for remembrance, so is there any who will remember?
Koran 54:9-17
Here’s my improved version:
54:9 Muhammad the Mad.
10 Nothing happened.
11 It rained.
12 It was already written down in Torah and Bible.
13 What is “ark”?
14 Muhammad was delusional and mad.
15 There’s no ark in Mecca.
16 It was already predestined – so it’s not a punishment or warning.
17 It’s not even in my language.
Qur’an 54:9-17
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 