A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
54:1 The Hour has come near, and the moon has split [in two].
2 And if they see a sign [i.e., miracle], they turn away and say, “Passing magic.”
3 And they denied and followed their inclinations. But for every matter is a [time of] settlement.
4 And there has already come to them of information that in which there is deterrence.
5 Extensive wisdom – but warning does not avail [them].
Koran 54:1-5
Here’s my improved version:
54:1 1400 years later, and many solar and lunar eclipses have occurred.
2 Another eclipse, one of many.
3 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.
4 Muhammad lied. People stoned him.
5 Lots of lies – Muhammad lied a lot.
Qur’an 54:1-5
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 