A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
53:56 This is a warner from the former warners.
57 The Approaching Day has approached.
58 Of it, [from those] besides Allāh, there is no remover.
59 Then at this statement do you wonder?
60 And you laugh and do not weep
61 While you are proudly sporting?
62 So prostrate to Allāh and worship [Him].
Koran 53:56-62
Here’s my improved version:
53:56 This is a liar like other liars.
57 Tomorrow has arrived today.
58 Nothing happened.
59 They can’t wonder, they’re dead.
60 They’re all dead.
61 They’re all dead.
62 That’s worthless nonsense.
Qur’an 53:56-62
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 