Qur’an 53:42-55

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

53:42 And that to your Lord is the finality

43 And that it is He who makes [one] laugh and weep

44 And that it is He who causes death and gives life

45 And that He creates the two mates – the male and female –

46 From a sperm-drop when it is emitted

47 And that [incumbent] upon Him is the other [i.e., next] creation.

48 And that it is He who enriches and suffices

49 And that it is He who is the Lord of Sirius

50 And that He destroyed the first [people of] ʿAad

51 And Thamūd – and He did not spare [them] –

52 And the people of Noah before. Indeed, it was they who were [even] more unjust and oppressing.

53 And the overturned towns He hurled down

54 And covered them by that which He covered.

55 Then which of the favors of your Lord do you doubt?

Koran 53:42-55

Here’s my improved version:

53:42 Nothing happened.

43 I laugh at Muhammad and weep at his evil.

44 It’s humans who create new babies and evil that does murder.

45 The male and female, which is contradicted by Muhammad’s evil polygamy.

46 Muhammad doesn’t know about the other half, the woman’s egg.

47 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.

48 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.

49 Allah isn’t the Lord over Sirius or any star.

50 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.

51 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.

Muhammad forgot Shuaib and the people of Madyan. For more, read: Story of Shuaib.

52 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.

53 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.

54 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.

55 Nothing comes from Allah. Muhammad lied.

Qur’an 53:42-55

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.