A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
53:31 And to Allāh belongs whatever is in the heavens and whatever is in the earth – that He may recompense those who do evil with [the penalty of] what they have done and recompense those who do good with the best [reward] – 32 Those who avoid the major sins and immoralities, only [committing] slight ones.
Indeed, your Lord is vast in forgiveness.
He was most knowing of you when He produced you from the earth and when you were fetuses in the wombs of your mothers.
So do not claim yourselves to be pure; He is most knowing of who fears Him.
Koran 53:31-32
Here’s my improved version:
53:31 Nothing happened. Muhammad blathers about Allah.
32 Allah is an idol. Muhammad was a liar. Islam is false.
Qur’an 53:31-32
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 