Qur’an 53:19-26

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

53:19 So have you considered al-Lāt and al-ʿUzzā?

20 And Manāt, the third – the other one?

21 Is the male for you and for Him the female?

22 That, then, is an unjust division.

23 They are not but [mere] names you have named them – you and your forefathers – for which Allāh has sent down no authority.

They follow not except assumption and what [their] souls desire, and there has already come to them from their Lord guidance.

24 Or is there for man whatever he wishes?

25 Rather, to Allāh belongs the Hereafter and the first [life].

26 And how many angels there are in the heavens whose intercession will not avail at all except [only] after Allāh has permitted [it] to whom He wills and approves.

Koran 53:19-26

Here’s my improved version:

53:19 No one knows about these daughters

20 or the other one, currently the hand of Allah.

21 Note the sexism of Muhammad, whining about his lack of sons.

22 So assigning a son to Allah, like Muhammad, is better?

23 Allah is merely a name assigned to an idol by humans.

There’s no guidance for the Jews and Christians about the daughters of Allah.

24 Men create and bow down to idols.

25 Allah the idol owns nothing.

26 Muhammad can’t intercede as he’s dead.

Qur’an 53:19-26

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.