A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
53:5 Taught to him by one intense in strength [i.e., Gabriel] –
6 One of soundness. And he rose to [his] true form
7 While he was in the higher [part of the] horizon.
8 Then he approached and descended
9 And was at a distance of two bow lengths or nearer.
10 And he revealed to His Servant what he revealed [i.e., conveyed].
11 The heart did not lie [about] what it saw.
12 So will you dispute with him over what he saw?
13 And he certainly saw him in another descent
14 At the Lote Tree of the Utmost Boundary –
15 Near it is the Garden of Refuge [i.e., Paradise] –
16 When there covered the Lote Tree that which covered [it].
17 The sight did not swerve, nor did it transgress.
18 He certainly saw of the greatest signs of his Lord.
Koran 53:5-18
Here’s my improved version:
53:5 Notice that the translators have to add the name of the demon.
6 How does the scribe know better than Muhammad?
7 The horizon is flat. The higher part? Over a mountain range?
8 The Earth moved and the Sun got higher in the sky.
9 Two bow lengths are 6 metres? What a useless measurement.
10 Muhammad is the servant of Jibril. Got it.
11 But Muhammad lies.
12 Muhammad lies.
13 In a dream.
14 In a dream.
15 In a dream.
16 In a dream.
17 In a dream.
18 In a dream.
Muhammad tells his scribe what to say – they’re both incompetent.
Qur’an 53:5-18
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 