A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
53:1 By the star when it descends,
2 Your companion [i.e., Muḥammad] has not strayed, nor has he erred,
3 Nor does he speak from [his own] inclination.
4 It is not but a revelation revealed,
Koran 53:1-4
Here’s my improved version:
53:1 A scribe swears by a star, one of many, that no one now knows. This shows that the Koran is corrupted, relying upon vanished meanings.
2 A Muslim scribe, talking about Muhammad. Not Allah or Jibril.
3 “[his own]” – more obvious corruption when the translators have to help.
4 I wonder where the rest of the sentence is after the comma?
Qur’an 53:1-4
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
