A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
52:35 Or were they created by nothing, or were they the creators [of themselves]?
36 Or did they create the heavens and the earth? Rather, they are not certain.
37 Or have they the depositories [containing the provision] of your Lord? Or are they the controllers [of them]?
38 Or have they a stairway [into the heaven] upon which they listen? Then let their listener produce a clear authority [i.e., proof].
39 Or has He daughters while you have sons?
40 Or do you, [O Muḥammad], ask of them a payment, so they are by debt burdened down?
41 Or have they [knowledge of] the unseen, so they write [it] down?
42 Or do they intend a plan? But those who disbelieve – they are the object of a plan.
43 Or have they a deity other than Allāh? Exalted is Allāh above whatever they associate with Him.
Koran 52:35-43
Here’s my improved version:
52:35 We’re created by our mother and father, not by the idol Allah.
36 Gravity forms Earth and the stars (and other bodies) in the sky.
37 Allah has no depositories. The water cycle proves Islam is false.
38 Muhammad forgot that he had his Jinn sit on a stairway to Heaven, then demanded proof for his own lie.
39 Al Lat, Al Uzza, and Manat. Muhammad names them.
41 Muhammad can’t see the unseen, despite having an idol for a god and a demon for a companion.
42 Muhammad’s tribe shunned him, drove him out, and stoned him.
43 Muhammad’s tribe worshipped Allah and many other idols. Combining any number of idols into one is Tawhid, unification.
Qur’an 52:35-43
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 