Qur’an 52:29-34

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

52:29 So remind, [O Muḥammad], for you are not, by the favor of your Lord, a soothsayer or a madman.

30 Or do they say [of you], “A poet for whom we await a misfortune of time”?

31 Say, “Wait, for indeed I am, with you, among the waiters.”

32 Or do their minds command them to [say] this, or are they a transgressing people?

33 Or do they say, “He has made it up”?

Rather, they do not believe.

34 Then let them produce a statement like it, if they should be truthful.

Koran 52:29-34

Here’s my improved version:

52:29 Muhammad wasn’t a soothsayer or a prophet.

Muhammad the Mad.

30 1400 years later, “a misfortune of time”, 31 proves Muhammad a bad poet.

32 Muhammad’s theory of mind was poor.

33 “He has made it up.”

34 A Surah Like It.

Qur’an 52:29-34

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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