A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
52:17 Indeed, the righteous will be in gardens and pleasure,
18 Enjoying what their Lord has given them, and their Lord protected them from the punishment of Hellfire.
19 [They will be told], “Eat and drink in satisfaction for what you used to do.”
20 They will be reclining on thrones lined up, and We will marry them to fair women with large, [beautiful] eyes.
21 And those who believed and whose descendants followed them in faith – We will join with them their descendants, and We will not deprive them of anything of their deeds.
Every person, for what he earned, is retained.
22 And We will provide them with fruit and meat from whatever they desire.
23 They will exchange with one another a cup [of wine] wherein [results] no ill speech or commission of sin.
24 There will circulate among them [servant] boys [especially] for them, as if they were pearls well-protected.
25 And they will approach one another, inquiring of each other.
26 They will say, “Indeed, we were previously among our people fearful [of displeasing Allāh].
27 So Allāh conferred favor upon us and protected us from the punishment of the Scorching Fire.
28 Indeed, we used to supplicate Him before. Indeed, it is He who is the Beneficent, the Merciful.”
Koran 52:17-28
Here’s my improved version:
52:17 Muhammad, his men, and their women are dust in the desert for 1400 years.
18 Enjoying nothing.
19 Nothing happened.
20 Nothing happened.
21 Nothing happened.
22 Nothing happened.
23 Nothing happened.
24 Nothing happened.
25 Nothing happened.
26 Nothing happened.
27 Nothing happened.
28 Nothing happened.
Note that Muhammad and his men prostrated to Allah along with their tribe, showing that Allah is an idol to be prostrated to, not a real god.
Qur’an 52:17-28
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
