A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
52:1 By the mount
2 And [by] a Book inscribed
3 In parchment spread open
4 And [by] the frequented House
5 And [by] the ceiling [i.e., heaven] raised high
6 And [by] the sea set on fire,
7 Indeed, the punishment of your Lord will occur.
8 Of it there is no preventer.
9 On the Day the heaven will sway with circular motion
10 And the mountains will pass on, departing
11 Then woe, that Day, to the deniers,
12 Who are in [empty] discourse amusing themselves.
13 The Day they are thrust toward the fire of Hell with a [violent] thrust, [its angels will say],
14 “This is the Fire which you used to deny.
15 Then is this magic, or do you not see?
16 [Enter to] burn therein; then be patient or impatient – it is all the same for you. You are only being recompensed [for] what you used to do.”
Koran 52:1-16
Here’s my improved version:
52:1 Muhammad swears by a random mountain. Maybe it was this small mountain:
Front view, Amphitheatre, Petra, Jordan 2 By the Injil Muhammad had a copy of.
3 The word “parchment” probably means papyrus.
Muhammad had three writing technologies:
- Papyrus from his father, Waraqa;
- Leaves, stalks, and camel bones from his Muslims;
- Parchment stolen from caravans.
4 The temple of the idols, including Allah the idol.
5 Allah raised the ceiling – a pagan legend.
6 The seas aren’t set on fire. It’s just sunlight reflecting off the seawater at sunset.
7 Nothing happened.
8 Muhammad lied.
9 The heavens already move in a circular motion as our Earth rotates.
10 Mountains are not dumb beasts. We remove them.
11 They’re all dead, like Muhammad, dust in the desert.
12 Muhammad’s tribe mocked Muhammad. So did the Jews.
13 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
14 Islamic angels are imaginary, like Allah.
15 Muhammad “magic” is his lies.
16 Muhammad made empty threats, none of which came true.
Muhammad was a liar.
Qur’an 52:1-16
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 