A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
51:52 Similarly, there came not to those before them any messenger except that they said, “A magician or a madman.”
53 Did they suggest it to them?
Rather, they [themselves] are a transgressing people.
54 So leave them, [O Muḥammad], for you are not to be blamed.
55 And remind, for indeed, the reminder benefits the believers.
56 And I did not create the jinn and mankind except to worship Me.
57 I do not want from them any provision, nor do I want them to feed Me.
58 Indeed, it is Allāh who is the [continual] Provider, the firm possessor of strength.
59 And indeed, for those who have wronged is a portion [of punishment] like the portion of their companions [i.e., predecessors], so let them not impatiently urge Me.
60 And woe to those who have disbelieved from their Day which they are promised.
Koran 51:52-60
Here’s my improved version:
51:52 Muhammad the Mad.
53 They stated the obvious truth.
54 But Muhammad disobeyed until he was stoned by the Meccans.
55 Muhammad denies being a prophet and claims to be a reminder.
56 No one worships Allah the idol, and the Jinn are imaginary.
57 Loan Allah a Goodly Loan, and Muhammad wanted 1/5 of the war booty, which is created, not by Allah, but by Jews and Christians. Also, Muhammad’s wives fed him, not Allah.
58 Allah provides nothing.
59 Nothing happened.
60 Nothing happened.
Muhammad invaded and forced his tribe into Islam. Muhammad was a tyrant and a liar.
Qur’an 51:52-60
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 