Qur’an 51:47-51

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

51:47 And the heaven We constructed with strength, and indeed, We are [its] expander.

48 And the earth We have spread out, and excellent is the preparer.

49 And of all things We created two mates [i.e., counterparts]; perhaps you will remember.

50 So flee to Allāh.

Indeed, I am to you from Him a clear warner.

51 And do not make [as equal] with Allāh another deity.

Indeed, I am to you from Him a clear warner.

Koran 51:47-51

Here’s my improved version:

51:47 There’s no ceiling.

48 Our Earth is round, not spread out.

49 Muhammad forgot about Eve in his haste to have multiple wives. Polygamy, sex slavery, and child brides contradict Christianity and Judaism and show that Islam is immoral and false.

50 Allah, the idol in the Kaaba.

51 Removing idols from a family of idols doesn’t make Allah real.

Qur’an 51:47-51

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.