Qur’an 51:38-46

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

51:38 And in Moses [was a sign], when We sent him to Pharaoh with clear authority.

39 But he turned away with his supporters and said, “A magician or a madman.”

40 So We took him and his soldiers and cast them into the sea, and he was blameworthy.

41 And in ʿAad [was a sign], when We sent against them the barren wind.

42 It left nothing of what it came upon but that it made it like disintegrated ruins.

43 And in Thamūd, when it was said to them, “Enjoy yourselves for a time.”

44 But they were insolent toward the command of their Lord, so the thunderbolt seized them while they were looking on.

45 And they were unable to arise, nor could they defend themselves.

46 And [We destroyed] the people of Noah before; indeed, they were a people defiantly disobedient.

Koran 51:38-46

Here’s my improved version:

51:38 Muhammad pretends to be Moses, and the leader of Muhammad’s tribe plays along to mock Muhammad.

39 Muhammad; a magician or a madman.

40 Nothing happened.

41 Sandstorms happen in the desert.

42 Nothing happened.

43 Muhammad whined.

44 Nothing happened.

45 Nothing happened.

46 Nothing happened.

Note that the flood was added by the translator.

Qur’an 51:38-46

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.