A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
51:15 Indeed, the righteous will be among gardens and springs, 16 Accepting what their Lord has given them.
Indeed, they were before that doers of good.
17 They used to sleep but little of the night,
18 And in the hours before dawn they would ask forgiveness,
19 And from their properties was [given] the right of the [needy] petitioner and the deprived.
20 And on the earth are signs for the certain [in faith] 21 And in yourselves.
Then will you not see?
22 And in the heaven is your provision and whatever you are promised.
23 Then by the Lord of the heaven and earth, indeed, it is truth – just as [sure as] it is that you are speaking.
Koran 51:15-23
Here’s my improved version:
51:15 They 16 aren’t.
They’re dead, just like Muhammad.
17 Muhammad liked it when 18 his men did what he wanted.
19 Muhammad stole from his men.
20 There 21 aren’t.
No one sees because there aren’t signs from Allah.
22 Muhammad lied. He and his men died. 23 Nothing happened.
Qur’an 51:15-23
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 