A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
51:1 By the [winds] scattering [dust], dispersing [it]
2 And the [clouds] carrying a load [of water]
3 And the ships sailing with ease
4 And the [angels] apportioning [each] matter,
5 Indeed, what you are promised is true.
6 And indeed, the recompense is to occur.
7 By the heaven containing pathways,
8 Indeed, you are in differing speech.
9 Deluded away from it [i.e., the Qur’ān] is he who is deluded.
10 Destroyed are the misinformers
11 Who are within a flood [of confusion] and heedless.
12 They ask, “When is the Day of Recompense?”
13 [It is] the Day they will be tormented over the Fire
14 [And will be told], “Taste your torment. This is that for which you were impatient.”
Koran 51:1-14
Here’s my improved version:
51:1 I swear,…
2 I swear…
3 I swear…
4 I swear…
5 Indeed, what you are promised is deceit.
6 Nothing happened.
7 Path.
8 No one agrees with Muhammad.
9 The followers of Muhammad are deluded.
10 No one was destroyed except by time or the Muslim sword.
11 No one heeds Muhammad.
12 Muhammad doesn’t know the Day of Recompense.
13 Nothing happened.
14 Nothing happened.
Muhammad was a liar for an idol, seeking power over his tribe. He got it by power, not by lies. He died as a tyrant.
Qur’an 51:1-14
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 