A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
50:30 On the Day We will say to Hell, “Have you been filled?”
and it will say, “Are there some more,”
31 And Paradise will be brought near to the righteous, not far,
32 [It will be said], “This is what you were promised – for every returner [to Allāh] and keeper [of His covenant].
33 Who feared the Most Merciful in the unseen and came with a heart returning [in repentance].
34 Enter it in peace. This is the Day of Eternity.”
35 They will have whatever they wish therein, and with Us is more.
Koran 50:30-35
Here’s my improved version:
50:30 Hell says Koran better than Muhammad, Jibril, and Allah.
31 Muhammad shows that Paradise is near to his listeners and definitely not for people in New Zealand, who have to walk to the western coast, swim the Tasman sea, cross Australia, swim to Indonesia, walk and swim through Indonesia, swim to India, walk across India, swim the Indian Ocean, walk across Saudi Arabia, go into Jordan and look for Petra (Mecca) and finally walk into Paradise. Truly, getting to Paradise was Hell.
But, Infidel, teleportation! Allah doesn’t have that.
32 If you think about this, this is only for the people in Mecca, not for a global Muslim population.
33 Notice no teleportation – you have to walk to Allah.
34 Notice, not even wheelchair access.
35 No one is allowed to have teleportation to Paradise.
Qur’an 50:30-35
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 