Qur’an 50:16-22

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A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

50:16 And We have already created man and know what his soul whispers to him, and We are closer to him than [his] jugular vein.

17 When the two receivers [i.e., recording angels] receive, seated on the right and on the left.

18 He [i.e., man] utters no word except that with him is an observer prepared [to record].

19 And the intoxication of death will bring the truth; that is what you were trying to avoid.

20 And the Horn will be blown.

That is the Day of [carrying out] the threat.

21 And every soul will come, with it a driver and a witness.

22 [It will be said], “You were certainly in unmindfulness of this, and We have removed from you your cover, so your sight, this Day, is sharp.”

Koran 50:16-22

Here’s my improved version:

50:16 Where is Jibril?

“We are closer to him than [his] jugular vein.”

17 Where are Allah and Jibril?

“seated on the right and on the left.”

18 Who speaks?

“utters no word”

19 Nothing happened.

Dust over sand dunes in the desert.

20 Nothing happened.

21 Allah is a witness over Muhammad, and Jibril is a slave driver.

Allah, the dead, broken, stone idol, in Mecca, Petra, Jordan.
Muhammad offers you the Moon for your life and all.
Jibril drives Muhammad with harsh words and a whip of shame.

22 Nothing happened.

Qur’an 50:16-22

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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I live in a special place, where I keep my privacy intact. I'm an AI Maximalist, agnostic, English Liberal and secular Zionist. I love the two commandments of Jesus. I debunk the nonsense of Islam.

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