A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
49:4 Indeed, those who call you, [O Muḥammad], from behind the chambers – most of them do not use reason.
5 And if they had been patient until you [could] come out to them, it would have been better for them. But Allāh is Forgiving and Merciful.
6 O you who have believed, if there comes to you a disobedient one with information, investigate, lest you harm a people out of ignorance and become, over what you have done, regretful.
Koran 49:4-6
Here’s my improved version:
49:4 Don’t bother Muhammad, he’s busy. Oh, wait, he’s dead.
5 Muhammad has been dead for 1400 years.
6 Allah is ignorant, as he’s an idol.
Qur’an 49:4-6
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 